Lost in the Blue Ridge

If you see a flyer with my picture on it tacked to a tree or a pole please take it down.  I am no longer missing.  The FedEx man has been looking for me since Friday to deliver a package.  He called twice and got directions from Bill and Joann and still could not find me.  You see we live in a remote part of the Forest on the side of a Mountain. 

 Well, Joann has burned my name into a piece of wood and I have painted in the letters.  Hopefully I won't be among the missing again because that sign is going at the bottom of our street and another sign will be on the house. 

That's my story and I am sticking to it.  Gotta go the game is coming on.